This is the easiest argument to make and win. Dogs are far superior to their feline counterparts. I will list the ways in which dogs take the cake.
-Dogs poop outside. They don’t want to stink up your house.
-Cats are the biggest ingrates (i.e. Feed me but don’t you dare think about petting me or ill scratch your face off)
-Dogs will be your companions through thick and thin.
-Dogs do not slink.
-Dogs are totes up for games. Cats are totes up for brooding in the corner.
-Dogs greet you when you come home. Cats are totes up for brooding in the corner.
-A dog wants to protect you and your house. Cats are cool as long as you just leave them alone.
-Dogs speak the Queen’s English, unlike grammar bereft cats.
Now I will show you a picture of the kind of dog I really want. Welsh Corgi.
His name is Teddy.
In closing, dogs are called man’s best friend for a reason.