Hello and welcome to another exciting episode in my life. So, It’s about 12:30 in the am and I’m kinda itching to get out and move, not be cooped up in my dorm room. I decided to go for a walk and try to get myself lost. It’s a crisp autumn day. A little warmer than normal; hoodie weather as I like to call it. It’s overcast and the moon is barely poking through. Is this enough setting for you. I start my walk and about 15 minutes into it I start on this path; a sidewalk of sorts. I keep following it to see where it takes me. This path eventually turns into an old road, with old wooden fences flanking it on both sides. It’s a classic horror movie path; path narrowing as you go further, trees encroaching on either side waiting to swallow their next victim. I keep following this obviously creepy path and I look down for whatever reason at the ground and in chalk is the message “Turn Around.” No lies. I couldn’t believe it. It kind of made my hair stand on end, but me being the stubborn person I am continued on. That is until I started hearing noises. It was probably just in my head, but regardless I hightailed it out of there. I want to go back there again. Maybe this time with someone else.
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What is that! OMG it’s a blog!
So after a short hiatus, I’m back to tickle your fancies. I don’t have any particular plans for this blog so we will just see where this leads. I do however want to ask a question. For those of you who know me, do I look like a informed individual. I ask this because I seem to be the “go to guy” for directions for strangers. I can’t tell you how many times I get stopped by people in cars just asking how to get certain places. First off, there are 44,000 students here at Purdue. It’s like I have an invisible arrow above my head that says “Direct your questions here.” I’m not mad about this occurrence, I like helping people. It just baffles me. Even when I worked at the water park, everyone went to me with their inquiries. We had people walking around with huge signs they had to hold that said “Ask me!.” Even that didn’t stop the barrage of questions. I must possess some hidden quality that makes me seem not dangerous. Now that I am armed with this knowledge, I am going to commit a string of crimes. No one will suspect or convict me.
In other news I want to show you the worst mash-up since goober.
Take a good hard look at this. If anything signifies the apocalypse it is this. Who on Earth okayed this for production? Who is they guy who pitched this idea? OK guys remember the iPod, well here is America’s next obsession, it has the style of a boat shoe with the ease of crocs. It is such a poor idea. It makes me have less and less faith in mankind.
I have kind of run out of steam, but I’m getting back into the swing of blogging. For all the people who still check it, thank you. Seriously, thank you. Feel free to comment too. I always appreciate those. kikaihito is staying alive!
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Can Computers Feel Fear?
For today’s post I have included a illustration drawn in MSPaint by yours truly. Now to explain the story behind it. For those of you who don’t know, my occupation for the time being is a network administrator/computer tech guy for a small publishing company. Here’s a side story before I delve into the actual story. I’m sure that that job title sounds unfitting for an 18 year old. Well, the other day I went into the optometrist office to get my eyes checked out because I needed new glasses. Since I was a walk in patient I needed to fill out some paperwork. It was the normal name, address, phone, etc. They had a place for occupation so I filled it in with exactly what I just said my job was, network administrator. So, they sat me down in the chair with those huge super glasses with a million changeable lenses and the doctor walks in and starts with the normal small talk. He stops for a second and says well before we continue we will have to change some things on your paperwork. I wonder what it could be seeing that I am confident I know my name, address, and age. He has the nerve to say, “OK, for occupation you have network administrator, that’s your dad, not you.” What the hell? Why can’t I be one. So, I smugly told him, “No that’s me.” He was stunned and responded with, “O-ooo-oh that’s all then.” Jerk, showed him who’s boss. I always contend with my age and my computer knowledge. It pisses me off. I go to work on people’s computers, I get there they think I know nothing. I fix their computer and they are all stunned and always, always say “I didn’t think you could do that.” Geeze, don’t have too much faith in me.
OK, no that I have got sufficiently off track, let me get back to what I originally was talking about. So, my job basically consists of fixing computers for this company. I always get people asking me to fix their computers. There is this phenomenon that happens almost 96.496% of the time. I walk up to the computer and magically as if I had super powers it works. I don’t even have to touch the computer I just have to be near it. I was pondering over my new found super powers today when I realized that it’s probably not me with super powers. I just intimidate the computers. I know what you’re thinking, you can’t intimidate and inanimate object. I think you can! Peoples faces when I come by to fix their computer and somehow it miraculously works by just me standing near is proof. So, let this be a warning to all you troublesome computers out there. I’m comin’ for ya.