“I Wish Someone Had Told Me…”
- How to build a time machine.
- How cool it is in the future!
- How come that guy hit me.
- How long I would stay in Jail for fighting back.
- How much money it would cost to get me a good lawyer.
- That the girl I hit on was related to me!
- How much I would miss my friends.
- How cool the past is!
- That I would be considered the smartest guy in this whole village.
- That I would be offered maidens and wenches just to hear me speak.
- That not all the maidens and wenches were single.
- That some of these past men can hit HARD.
- That I would meet the love of my life in 1902.
- That her name was Lucy.
- That she smells like roses all the time.
- That we have the same things in common.
- That we can talk for hours.
- That I would ask her to marry me on our third meeting.
- That she was to have an arranged marriage.
- That she can’t break out of it.
- That it would hurt this much.
- That I wish I would have never met her.
- That I wouldn’t be able to stop thinking about her.
- That the future would lose it luster this quickly.
- That this many bottles wouldn’t make it feel better.
- That this much jumping would start causing rifts.
- How to solve a time paradox.
- That I want to go back home.
- That this time machine is no fun.
- That the ability to go to any when would cause this much hurt, pain, and problems.
- That I wouldn’t be able to handle this.
- That even though I messed up so royally I would be given another chance.
- That I am so happy to not have to deal with that mess any more.
- That tomorrow starts the rest of my linear life.
- That I could recover from such heartbreak.
- That I would meet someone else.
- That she would be my type.
- That she would be my time.
- That she would be my wife.
- That she would be my life.